Does it bite mommy?

Eli has a new habit. He asks us daily if any particular animal he can think of will bite. For example this is a very common dinner conversation. "Mommy?" "Yes, sweetie" "Do squirrels bite?" "Yes dear." "Mommy do snakes bite?" "Yes dear." "Mommy?" "Yes, Eli" "Do raccoons bite?" "Yes Eli everything with a mouth bites." "Mommy?" "YES ELI" "Mommy do cows and beavers bite?" "YES ELI EVERYTHING WITH A MOUTH WILL BITE YOU." "Mommy?" "Yes, Eli." "Do squirrels pee pee?" After this discussion goes through EVERY animal he can think of he looks at me and says. "Mommy do they poop too?" We now know at our house that EVERYTHING that has a mouth will bite, pee and poop. Don't you wish you lived here. :)